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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 11:00 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 11:00 pmJurassic Lark, Part 6
Manager: *Coming over to me.* "I swear… every time there's a Jurassic movie."
Me: "Dinos a little too intense for the kid?"
Manager: "Honestly, the kid seemed fine. It's the mom who was a bit out of it. I pointed out the reasons it was PG-13, but she wasn't listening. I actually asked her what she expected from the movie."
I Can Has Cheezburger? (icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 02:00 pm
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 02:00 pm'The thought of leaving and never seeing him again absolutely breaks my heart':12-year-old tabby Rup
This purrplexing predicament has all the makings of a modern feline fairy tale. Rupert, a 12-year-old tabby, has unofficially relocated himself next door, ditching his official home full of chaos, screaming kids, and barely-there flea care. His owner, though lovely, is overwhelmed and has long accepted that Rupert prefers the quieter, comfier life with the neighbors and would probably give a paws-up if they asked to take him permanently.
Now, as the couple is preparing to move just five minutes away, they're torn. Should they take Rupert, who clearly adores them and their two cats, or leave him in the only territory he's ever known? He's grown close to their little feline family, even if he sometimes turns into a spray machine indoors. Still, compared to the loud kids he hides from and the outdoor flea life he endures, their quiet new home might just be a catnip dream.
He may not have come with adoption papers, but emotionally? Rupert already chose his humans. Seems like it's time to make it official and pack the cat.
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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 09:00 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 09:00 pmZodiac Whack, Part 2
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Me: "This part will require your social security number for the credit check."
Customer: "Ugh, I never know that."
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I Can Has Cheezburger? (icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 01:00 pm
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 01:00 pmA Sunday Funday Fancy Feast of 25 Comedic Cat Memes Filled With Good Vibes and Meowrific Energy
Hey there, fabulous feline fans! How's your day shaping up? Over here at ICanHasCheezburger HQ, we're kicking things off the only way we know how: with a hot drink in one paw and a purr-worthy lineup of hilarious cat memes in the other. There's just something about starting the morning with a fresh batch of feline funnies that gets our tails twitching in excitement. You cat meme lovers must know the feeling.
Let's be honest, nothing lifts the mood quite like a good ol' cat meme. These moments of kitty comedy are our daily dose of serotonin. And because we believe every day deserves a little pawsitivity, we've rounded up 25 of the silliest, smirkiest, most meowrific memes to sprinkle your morning with good vibes and giggles. So go ahead and settle in with your coziest blanket, your fluffiest cat companion, and get ready to feast your eyes on a handpicked buffet of feline hilarity.
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I Can Has Cheezburger? (icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 12:00 pm
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 12:00 pmSmol Nuggets of Feline Purrfection in the Form of 20 Precious Kitten Pictures
Hey there, fellow feline fanatics, and a big welcome to any curious browsers who just wandered into our delightful world of whiskers and wonder. If your day needs a little lift, you've come to the right place. We're serving up a fresh, fluffy helping of the internet's favorite pick-me-up: kittens. Smol ones. The kind of pint-sized purrfection that could melt even the iciest of hearts.
Here at ICanHasCheezburger, we take our love for cats seriously, and that includes the tiniest members of the feline kingdom. From itty-bitty noses to wobbly baby legs and squeaky meows you can practically hear through the screen, these smol nuggets are basically engineered for maximum serotonin. We're talking about kittens so cute, it's almost unfair. As you scroll through this collection of adorable kitten pictures, we encourage you to pause for a moment and let the wholesome vibes wash over you. Imagine one of these fuzzy friends curling up in your lap, purring like a tiny motorboat and falling asleep mid-knead. Yeah, that's the stuff.
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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 07:00 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 07:00 pmThat’s One Mean Carb Barb
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A customer is telling me how his doctor has advised him to lose some weight and cut back on unhealthy food, so he orders a low-carb beer. He takes a sip and immediately winces.
Customer: "Ugh."
Me: "Yeah… low-carb beers do tend to be lighter."
Customer: "Yeah, no thanks. Give me a Corona."
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 06:05 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 06:05 pm(no subject)
I went to drop of my parents at the airport. Due to an amputation, my father is walking impared. He can walk mostly short distances but has some balancing problem. Unfortunately, he is also too proud to use a wheel chair. When we waited in line for the luggage drop off, a woman rammed her […]
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 05:55 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 05:55 pmNo Bad Beef On His Watch!
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Another story about Peter, the much-loved, special employee at the Swiss police
We are drinking coffee. Enter, Peter:
Peter: "Aunt Amanda does not like that I boil beef."
So, no context. To add to the confusion, we know little about Peter’s private life, and he seems amused. [Coworker #1] is browsing social media on his phone.
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 05:45 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 05:45 pmWe Can’t Weather Any More Of These Crazies
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Customer: "You know why it’s been pouring for weeks, right? Manufactured storms. Insurance companies and outdoor brands cooking up bad weather, so we’ll all rush out to buy stuff like this."
Me: "Storms … made by jacket companies?"
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 05:00 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 05:00 pmGet This Man A Roomba
A customer picks up a classic string mop and squints at the packaging.
Customer: "Does this need refills or is it rechargeable?"
Me: "It’s… a mop. You dip it in a bucket."
I Can Has Cheezburger? (icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 09:00 am
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 09:00 am'She's like a sister to me': Guy agrees to let his feline fanatic female friend move in during hard
We have one rule when it comes to cats: we can't be outnumbered by them in our own house.
When we were single, we had one cat. Once we moved in with our partner (we're about to get married!), we adopted another one. Now we're even, two hoomans and two cats. We can hold them in our arms at the same time if we need to. Once you start getting outnumbered, you start to lose control of your house. That's the one thing we didn't want to happen.
All in all, we understand why the guy in the post below is purrfectly nervous about letting his best friend move in (even temporarily) with her four cats. Four cats are a lot! They might steal all your snacks, they might ruin your furniture, or keep you up at all hours of the night. But, he agreed, and now he's hoping their friendship will survive the incoming feline family and one strict apartment lease.
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I Can Has Cheezburger? (icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 07:00 am
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 07:00 am26 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (July 20, 2025)
Goooood meowrning, cat people! Sunday is here, and we are so, so ready to be productive. We are ready to wake up early go out, work out, do stuff, be responsible, meet people… sike. We're kidding. Obviously. Although Sunday really is all about being productive, it's more about being productive for the soul rather than anything else. It's about stocking up on good vibes for the rest of the week. It's about smiling as much as heckin' possible, and the best way to do that first thing in the meowrning is with a whole bunch of funny cat memes.
And what we have for you today - what we bring you every single Sunday - are not just any silly cat memes. These are the best cat tweets of the week. The funniest, the most dramatic, the most wholesome, and anything else that has caught people's eyes and gone viral this week. We put it all in one place for you to enjoy. Have a purrfect Sunday!
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I Can Has Cheezburger? (icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 06:00 am
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-20 06:00 amFamily Chat Meltdown? These 25 Cat Memes Are the Purrfect Emotional Reset Button
Sometimes, when things get a little heated between family members, between coworkers, between friends, you need something… to defuse the situation. You need to say something or do something that will take everyone off guard, get them off their game, confuse them into simply stopping. And it's hard to find that thing. It's difficult to press the right button without getting all the heat turned back on ourselves. But there is one thing that always works, and you know what it is. It is hilarious cat memes.
Look, we don't think that anyone can be angry at seeing funny cat memes, no matter the situation, so why not try that when things are heated in the group chat. Why not just toss a couple purrfectly silly cat memes in there and let that do the rest. It will throw a wrench into the argument and dazzle everyone. They will be confused and amused all at once. It's the purrfect solution.
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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 03:00 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 03:00 pmIt’s Time To Lego Of This One
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A dad walks in holding a very elaborate (and empty) LEGO box and looks mildly defeated.
Dad: "Hi. I need something... less intense than this."
Me: "That’s a 3000-plus-piece spaceship set. Bit ambitious?"
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 02:30 pm
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-20 02:30 pmSnug As A Bug In A Tent
I did NOT react well when I turned on my bedroom light and saw a spider on the wall right next to my bed.
I immediately called for one of my parents, but by the time they came upstairs, the spider was out of sight. My bed was pushed up against the wall with the spider, limiting their ability to search for it. They weren't going to move my bed and nightstand JUST to look for a single spider.
Cake Wrecks (cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-07-20 01:00 pm
cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-07-20 01:00 pmSunday Sweets: Villain Edition!
Convention season is starting up again, and I am READY, y'all. So since I've got major geekery on the brain anyway, I thought I'd focus today's Sweets on - what else? Geek cakes. But more than that, I've decided to feature geeky villain cakes. 'Cuz geeky villains are cool. (It's the outfits, am I right?)
First up, the horniest Loki cupcake you will ever see:
Submitted by Sarae B., made by Nerdache Cakes
*snerk*
It takes a special kind of couple to have a Predator/Alien-themed wedding cake:
Submitted by Kenkire, made by Black Cherry Cake Company
Specifically, a couple who should be friends with me. (Oh, and to whoever decided to put a tiny top hat on the Predator: Bravo. BRA...VO.
I am deeply ashamed to admit that I've never read Dune, but I'm going to assume the giant sandworms fall more on the "villain" side of the spectrum:
Sub'd by Rebecca A., made by Jana's Fun Cakes
(I'm sure you guys will correct me in the comments if I'm wrong.)
Also, this is another wedding cake, if you can believe it. Check out all the tiny teeth!
Now here's a classic villain from my childhood, so I know him well:
Sub'd by Nick B., and made by Truly Scrumptious - the same folks behind that jaw-dropping standing Cyberman I featured last April.
It's here to EXTERMINATE your hunger, haha! (Sorry; obligatory Dalek joke.) I like how Dalek dresses are all the rage at conventions now, too. Who knew killer robots wielding bathroom plungers could be so chic?
Speaking of chic, here's the best-dressed villain in today's post:
Yes, really - she's handmade, and edible! (Check out another closeup here.) By the always-amazing Highland Bakery.
I have to take a quick break from the villains to show you the best Stargate cake I've ever seen:
WOWZA. Look at all that detail on the gate! And the watery texture on the event horizon! Seriously, this cake is encoding and locking ALL my chevrons, IF ya know whatta mean. (Stargate humor. Heh. Aheh. Heh.)
Ok, back to the bad guys:
Sub'd by Kat B., made by Cake O'Clock
I'd like to thank Cake O'Clock for going easy on the raspberry syrup. Thank you.
And now, perhaps the most iconic villain of all...
Sub'd by Elizabeth A., made by Crazy Cakes
Vader!! Shiny, shiny Vader. Seriously, I have my own Vader helmet at home (don't ask), and it's not half as shiny as this cake. I think this cakes looks better, too. Seriously amazing.
Of course, we can't have Vader (or at least his helmet) without an official Storm Trooper escort:
"Hi."
That, my friends, IS the dessert you're looking for: a life-sized Storm Trooper cake!
Don't believe it's cake? PROOF:
Oooh. Stabbed in the back - that's cold.
We haven't had enough comic book villains yet, so...how about Venom?
Sub'd by Gayle G., made by Chocmocakes
And an adorable stylized Harley Quinn?
I love this style SO MUCH. I only wish they had a matching Joker cake, too!
It's amazing what some bakers can do with just buttercream; check out this Sauron's Eye cake:
Sub'd by Claudia S., made by Emily/ emzstar
"I SEEEE YOU.
"So stop picking your nose. Srsly. That's disgusting."
And every evil disembodied eyeball needs a giant evil tower, right? Right.
BEHOLD!
This cake - yes, CAKE - was over two feet tall, and set on a One Ring cake base. Look at all the crazy detail in there:
I'm at a loss as to where - and how! - you'd even BEGIN to cut this. Care to weigh in on that, Erin?
Well, that's it for this week's Sweets, guys! Happy Sunday!
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If you love geek cakes as much as I do, then I bet you're someone - or know someone! - who needs this book:
Talk about the perfect hardcover gift book for Alien fans, listen to this: "From facehuggers to feather dusters, discover how the perfect killing machine relaxes after a day of scaring space marines."
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
