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notalwaysright_feed(I’m grabbing a bite at a diner.In the booth next to me are two guys.I didn’t catch the start of this conversation.) Guy #1:I’m telling you dude,black chick are total anal sluts.With those huge asses wanting to be spanked. Guy#2:If you want to see a huge ass,look in a mirror. (I tried to contain my […]
Don’t Bite The Less-Than-Minimum-Wage Hand That Feeds You
Jul. 16th, 2025 11:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead Don’t Bite The Less-Than-Minimum-Wage Hand That Feeds You
For a long time, we had a kids eat free deal once a week. An accompanying adult had to order an entrée, and then they got one kid's meal free based on that. Because of this, a woman came in often with her very large family, including five to six kids.
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icanhascheezburger_feedTaking care of a friend's cat seemed like a simple favor for this 27-year-old, especially since the friend's apartment was close to her work, making the commute easier. She stayed at the apartment from Wednesday to Saturday morning, happy to help and confident the cat was well cared for. But when her friend's flight got delayed, the situation got complicated.
The friend asked her to make a two-hour round trip to feed the cat an extra meal. She explained she was already out having dinner and had plans afterward, believing missing one meal wouldn't hurt the cat. However, her friend reacted strongly, sending urgent messages and accusing her of neglect.
Now, she's left wondering if she was in the wrong for refusing to drop everything to feed the cat during a delay. Was she being careless, or was she reasonable in expecting the cat to be fine for a short time without extra attention? She returned the key and set boundaries but feels conflicted, curious whether others think she should've done more or if she made the right call standing her ground. After all, sometimes even the best intentions can leave you tangled in a catty situation.
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When the Week Won’t Quit, Send Your Boss These 26 Cat Memes to Get Them to Chill Out
Jul. 16th, 2025 12:00 pmicanhascheezburger_feedSome weeks feel like they're dragging their tail all the way from Monday to Monday again, and the grind just won't quit. The to-do list grows faster than your unread messages, your coffee lost its magic, and the weekend is still not here. But in the middle of this chaos, there's one guaranteed way to claw your way back to joy: funny cat memes.
Yes, fellow feline fanatics - it's time to call in the emotional support floofs. Because when deadlines loom and everything feels like a spreadsheet-powered fever dream, nothing hits quite like a cat dramatically knocking things off a shelf or yelling into the void at 3 AM for absolutely no reason.
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icanhascheezburger_feedYou know, feline fam, what you choose to fill your cup with has a huge effect on your day. This is both a physical and meowtaphorical statement. Let's tackle the physical one first. We can already tell you that you should fill your cup with more water. Hydration is impawtant, friends.
The second, and the topic of our listicle today, is about your mewd. You can choose to fill your cup with negativity and live a lifestyle that purrfectly reflects that, or, you choose to fill your cup with pawsitivity and be the change you wish to see in the world. Cat people are some of the best examples of this. Cat people will do anything for cats, even if they've never met them before. In the story below, one woman adopted a 20-year-old senior cat from his shelter so he wouldn't spend the rest of his life in a cage. And if that's not inspawrational, we're not sure what is.
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Mourn The Corn
Jul. 16th, 2025 09:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead Mourn The Corn
Customer: "Oh, I have a question for you."
Me: "Sure, what do you want to know?"
Customer: "Does your corn bread contain any corn or corn products?"
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Jul. 16th, 2025 08:30 amnotalwaysright_feedReading this story (You Got The Wrongest Number, Part 11) reminded me of something that happened to my mom. A couple of years ago, my mom was home whatching tv when the phone rang: Mom: Hello? Caller: Good Morning, my name is [Female Name], and i’m calling from [Nearby Private Clinic] about your missed apointment. […]
This Story Isn’t That Grape
Jul. 16th, 2025 07:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead This Story Isn’t That Grape
I'm getting groceries at the supermarket. One shelf had grapes for a low price, and they're now sold out. As I'm looking, another customer walks up.
Trying To Take An Agent’s Agency
Jul. 16th, 2025 05:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead Trying To Take An Agent’s Agency
Agent: "Didn’t you have them years ago, but never paid off what you owed? I don’t know if they’ll write you again."
Boss: "I declared bankruptcy, it’s fine."
So… You SURE It’s This Bus?
Jul. 16th, 2025 03:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead So… You SURE It’s This Bus?
Passenger: "This bus is going to Philly?"
Me: "Yes, this is going to Philly."
Passenger: "This bus?"
Me: "This bus!"
Passenger: "This bus?"
Hoping For A Pig Win Tonight
Jul. 16th, 2025 03:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead Hoping For A Pig Win Tonight
One lady comes by looking through all the games and settles at one. After a few minutes, she comes up to me. I don’t play slots, I’ve never been a fan of a game where all you can do is "hope the code favors you," so I have no idea how they work, what triggers payouts, or anything other than insert money and press a button.
Customer: "So it said that I won eight free spins. Roulette does spins, do I redeem those with you?"
icanhascheezburger_feedUniversities love rules as much as cats love ignoring them.
Each corner of campus comes with a policy document, drafted by someone terrified of unplanned joy. Bedtime hours, kettle wattage, poster dimensions, all recorded. Yet the simplest threat to order is never a student riot. It is a soft purring intruder with whiskers.